MotherFUCKER

Some ASSHOLE scratched my car!!!

Those of you who know me understand how monumentally sucky this is. For those of you who don't well...I love my car. My car ('06 Shadow Blue New Beetle) is my dream car. She has a name (Elliebella Blue Buggy), and I talk to her. I pat her when I walk by. I clean her out regularly (if you saw my old car, you would understand how radical a notion this is!) and love to take her to the car wash and buy her the full treatment (this from a serious tightwad). I clean the leather seats, and drive safer now than I ever have because I think I'd die if she got a dent and it was my fault. I am - I admit it - a bit nuts when it comes to this car.

And now some ASSHOLE scraped the paint off the edge of her left rear bumper down to the black plastic! MotherFUCKER!!!! What's especially stupid is this - it was obviously done by someone trying to park too tight next to me...and I parked with several spaces on either side of Ellie so that that wouldn't happen!!! Why the FUCK, in the 10 minutes I was in the store, did that mofo decide they had to park that tight, in that spot?!?

I'm proud to say that I didn't cry (even though I seriously considered it) and I didn't even say that many bad words (kidlet was with me so I was behaving). But inside...I'm still having a foot-stomping apoplectic tantrum LOL.

MotherFUCKER.