Yes, I'm back...in all my glory (or something like that).
I have to tell you all that one of my major goals, as a mom, is to totally humiliate my son when he is a teenager. Not that this will be difficult - I'm sure that the mere fact that I breathe will be enough to make him squirm - but, perfectionist that I am, I figure I should start practicing now.
Hence, the MomDork.
Yes, I did go out in public like this. To trendy stores, even...where I got scornfully raised eyebrows but was allowed to browse nonetheless. And where I of course ran into someone I've been wanting to impress with my UberCoolness for a while now. Lovely. At least I made....an impression...right?
My favorite thing about this pic is that it shows the cellulite over my knees. Srsly. Click to enlarge and see if I'm not telling the truth!
I could have lived very happily for years without knowing that.
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